I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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