He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize