remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We got so high we made milksteak
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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