Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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