They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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