Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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