I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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