You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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