if you like me you must not know who I am
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
did i just pee glitter
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
