I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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