To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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