5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i out mim tonsoeep
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