Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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