is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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