Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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