i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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