in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she woke up with a sticky ear
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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