Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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