well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"