Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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