Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my sisters under your porch take her home
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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