Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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