I heard we made out
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
