Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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