Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
did i just pee glitter
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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