D3 body, D1 cock
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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