they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Houston, we have a blender
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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