its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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