Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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