Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You had me at "let me see your balls"