sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?