Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off