there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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