Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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