We're facebook friends in real life
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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