This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Randomize