I want to stick my p in your. b.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My pussy is not your playground.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Randomize