The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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