I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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