Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore