No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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