idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We got so high we made milksteak
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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