Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I FOUND THE LEGS
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I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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