Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize