I bet he comes in French.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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