I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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