I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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