she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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