He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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