theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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