hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
The air taste purple.
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