He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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